• Me: Kaela, have you ever noticed that one of Jonathan's eyes is bigger than the other?
  • Kaela: Oh my God! I was just about to say that! I've never noticed until today.
  • Me: What, really? I've never noticed either.
  • Kaela: Yeah what's up with that?
  • Me: Maybe he has an eye infection. Hey Jonathan, do you have an eye infection?
  • Jonathan: Yes.
  • Me: ...seriously?
  • Jonathan: Yes.
  • Problem solved.
  • THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!